Your tits are I can't wait for
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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