Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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