I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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