I think i sorta joined a cult last night
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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