i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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