So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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