Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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