I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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