She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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