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say what?
wanna hang out?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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