Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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