oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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