CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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