i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
i need to put some appletini on your dick
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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