is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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