Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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