My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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