So drunk, too bad you don't want this
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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