But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Holy shit dude........stairs
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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