Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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