We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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