physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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