She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
We are all done wearing pants today
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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