shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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