I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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