i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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