We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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