Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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