id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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