Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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