having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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