..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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