Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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