I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
