I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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