Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You are a genius and a whore.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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