i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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