if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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