Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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