Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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