I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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