Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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