sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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