So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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