we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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