SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Randomize
