Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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