that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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