butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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