Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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