I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
there's paper in my vomit.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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