pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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