I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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