let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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