what if I'm pregnant?
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My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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