Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
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