what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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