This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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